The Joys of Being Leashed: July 2009

My ex wife Ashley went on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him,

"What is your Name?"

"I can't tell you," the black man says.

Every night they meet and every night Ashley asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same - he can't tell her.On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?"

"I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me." says the black man.
"There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the Ashley says.
"Fine, my name is Snow!" the black man replies.

And then Ashley bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says," I knew you would make fun of it".

Ashley simply replied, "I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my new husband who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow every day in Jamaica!"