Thursday, July 29, 2010

An Aesthetician's Waitng Room

Laser hair removal treatments are an FDA approved method for permanent hair reduction, but not permanent hair removal. It requires multiple treatments to have the best results.

How Does it Work?
A hand-held laser device sends out pulsed light on the skin to seek out the dark pigment (color) of hair, and impairs the hair follicle. Hair will begin to fall out within the next 10 - 14 days after treatment.

Hair grows in different stages: growing, resting and shedding. Because all of the hair isn't on the same stage at any given time, multiple treatments are needed to get the hair in the growth phase, for the laser to be most effective.

The Pros

1. Hair reduction can make a world of difference. While you might not get totally smooth and silky forever, hair should be less noticeable and require less shaving or waxing. According to The Mayo Clinic, lasers can reduce hair counts 40% to 80%.
2. Little to no hair growth is needed for treatments. Depending on the type of laser, hair can either be continually shaved, including the day of treatment, or only require a few days worth of growth.
3. Laser hair removal treatments aren't extremely time consuming. Large areas can be treated all at once, as opposed to electrolysis which requires each follicle individually treated. A laser treatment done on the back takes about an hour.

The Cons
1. Scarring, blisters and burns can occur. Although it's not very common, these are still possible side effects- especially from someone inexperienced.
2. It's not cheap. The average rates are below under The Costs.
3. Multiple treatments are needed. It's not a one hit wonder. Usually 4- 6 treatments are needed, spaced out about a month apart to achieve the best hair reduction results.
4. Not everybody is a candidate. Because laser targets darkness, people with dark hair and light skin are better suited for laser treatments. Some lasers are available to give results to those with light skin/light hair and dark skin/dark hair, but advancement is still being made.

Ouch Factor
The discomfort level varies on the type of laser used, person's hair type, body area getting treated, and one's personal threshold. Getting a laser hair removal treatment is likened to a rubber band snapping against the skin. The first session generally hurts the most, and then subsides with further visits. People with very thick, dark hair often feel a bit more pain than those with thin hair, because darker hair absorbs more of the laser light.

Laser Hair Removal Costs
Laser hair removal costs are going to depend on where the place is located, and the type of facility. Each visit averages $200 - $900, based on the size of the area being treated.

Laser Hair Removal
Lasers work best on dark hair, light skin because the laser targets melanin which is found in dark hair. There are some lasers that now successfully remove blonde hairs, but from what I've read, they've not yet perfected them. If you have dark skin, beware also, because the laser will target the melanin in your skin as well, which can cause pigmentation problems.

The pain factor I've found lasers aren't as painful as waxing, but are more painful than depilatory creams or tweezing. I am going through laser hair removal on my legs right now (read all about it here) and it's working great. A pulsed light from the laser can feel like a rubber band snapping your skin. I recommend taking a couple Advil an hour before.

How much time, how much money? The good news is a laser session on the upper lip and chin is fast compared to the legs and bikini. Each session will take about 10 minutes. You'll need 5-6 treatments spaced four weeks apart. The bad news is laser hair removal is not affordable for everyone. Depending on where you live, each session can cost $150-$200.

To shave or not to shave? As for your concern about shaving, you may have to shave the area for a particular machine to work. But the good news is that all the hair falls out within 10-14 days. I have fast-growing leg hair, so when I get laser hair removal the hair grows in immediately per its usual tricks, but then it magically falls out (with a bit of exfoliating help on my part) within that magical 14-day period. Depending on how fast your hair grows, you might have a bit of coarseness for a few days, but it should all fall out.

And just so you know, shaving never makes hair grow back thicker. Virgin, never shaved hairs have fine, soft ends. Shaved ends are coarser. This is why the hair that grows back after you shave seems to be thicker.

Are results guaranteed? Results, unfortunately, are never guaranteed with laser hair removal. You can expect an 80% reduction in hair growth, but some people see more, some less. I have had great success with lasers, while a friend of mine turned to electrolysis because all her/his back hair grew back after her/his laser treatments.

Find a reputable aesthetician Beware the cheap places that offer discounts. You want to make sure you are going to a credible, licensed aesthetician who is most likely using the best, most up-to-date machines available. City Search has a salon section where users rate salons in cities.

Electrolysis is a more guaranteed form of hair removal and works on dark AND light hair.
How it works The licensed electrologist (make sure yours is licensed) inserts a sterile needle into every hair follicle. A low-level electrical current kills the follicle. Because electrolysis focuses on one hair at a time, it can be a tedious process, which makes it ideal for small areas like the brows, upper lip and chin.

The pain factor The pain from electrolysis is greater than laser and it may feel like 20 pricks to your one for laser hair removal. Cost is about $60 for a typical 30-minute session, but the con is you need about 15-30 visits to see the best results (ouch!)
Are results guaranteed? Yes. Unlike laser and pulsed lights, electrolysis kills every follicle the electrologist treats.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

What Excites You?

What are you most excited about right now?

The opportunity to service Quinn and his partner Mr Kennedy again this afternoon. Quinn will be there to supervise

Sometimes I am Helpless!

A Wicked Thought!

I have on more than one occasion ate off the floor from a doggie bowl. I have never had my hands taped.
My clitty is getting hard just looking at the picture!
Who wants to tape my hands?

Have You Ever Been Caged?

Did you enjoy it
Were You Forced By a Master or Mistress?
Was in in public -- others were watching?
Was it in private -- only you and the Dominant?
Did you have to service anyone from the cage?

How long were in the cage?
How many Cocks Did Your Suck?
Did You Swallow?

Did you lick any pussy from the cage?

Please describe your experience as best as you can. Please!

Have You Ever Been Used in a Glory Hole?

Did you enjoy it
Were You Forced By a Master or Mistress?
Was in in public -- others were watching?
Was it in private -- only you and the Dominant?
Did You Do It On Your Own?

How many Cocks Did Your Suck?
Did You Swallow?

Please describe your experience as best as you can. Please!

Have You Ever Been Leashed?

Did you enjoy it
Were You Forced By a Master or Mistress?
Was in in public -- others were watching?
Was it in private -- only you and the Dominant?

Please describe your experience as best as you can. Please!

Have You Ever Played Doggie?

Did you enjoy it
Were You Forced By a Master or Mistress?
Was in in public -- others were watching?
Was it in private -- only you and the Dominant?

Please describe your experience as best as you can. Please!

Monday, July 5, 2010

Public ... Restrooms

When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter the wait has been so long you are about to wet your panties!
The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance." To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you discover to be the empty toilet paper dispenser.
In your mind, you can hear your mother's voice saying, "Honey, if you had tried to clean the seat, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!" Your thighs shake more. You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday - the one that's still in your purse. (Oh yeah, the purse around your neck, that now, you have to hold up trying not to strangle yourself at the same time). That would have to do. You crumple it in the puffiest way possible. It's still smaller than your thumbnail Someone pushes your door open because the latch doesn't work. The door hits your purse, which is hanging around your neck in front of your chest, and you and your purse topple backward against the tank of the toilet. "Occupied!" you scream, as you reach for the door, dropping your precious, tiny, crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, lose your footing altogether, and slide down directly onto the TOILET SEAT . It is wet of course. You bolt up, knowing all too well that it's too late. Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper - not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try. You know that your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because, you're certain her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, dear, "You just don't KNOW what kind of diseases you could get." By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a fire hose against the inside of the bowl that sprays a fine mist of water that covers your butt and runs down your legs and into your shoes. The flush somehow sucks everything down with such force that you grab onto the empty toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged in too. At this point, you give up. You're soaked by the spewing water and the wet toilet seat. You're exhausted. You try to wipe with a gum wrapper you found in your pocket and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks. You can't figure out how to operate the faucets with the automatic sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past the line of women still waiting. You are no longer able to smile politely to them. A kind soul at the very end of the line points out a piece of toilet paper trailing from your shoe. (Where was that when you NEEDED it??) You yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman's hand and tell her warmly, "Here, you just might need this." As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used, and left the men's restroom. Annoyed, he asks, "What took you so long, and why is your purse hanging around your neck?" This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with a public restrooms (rest you've GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers their other commonly asked questions about why women go to the restroom in pairs. It's so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your purse and hand you Kleenex under the door!

Sunday, July 4, 2010


Her strut in the bar may have been part of his initial attraction. The strut from the bedroom to the bathroom after the first night together may have been pure visual ecstasy. But the strut that happens day in and day out is one of the major attractors for a man.

What do I mean by the strut? It's that attitude, that sassiness, that confidence, that charisma, that charm that shows she can be a little bold and little daring. In a recent post I talked about the line between a woman being confident and a woman being so aggressive that she turns men away, but the truth is that in certain aspects of relationships, men want women who have the strut. Men want to be with women who challenge them, who push them, and who take the lead some of the times. And that's as true in the bedroom as it is in planning their next weekend getaway.

The danger? While it can be insanely attractive, that strut of confidence can also swing a man 180 degrees -- if she uses it in other places, like to flirt with other guys, to become a relationship dictator, or to pick a fight with his mom in front of the whole family. He'll point that kind of strut right out the door.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

James ....

Over the last several days, James has received 2 lovely blow jobs, I just love giving such pleasure. And I do get off on it myself, either from the sheer act or by augmenting myself with James’ leg... which also gives him pleasure. Several nights ago, I was a bit later getting to bed than he, and I was a randy slut, so I snuggled up to him and slid myself down his body until I could engulf his soft penis in my mouth. I hardly ever get him while he's down and it was SO incredibly lovely!!! I rolled the soft shaft around with my tongue, circling and sucking and delighting in the slow rousing of his cock. To be able to fit the entire thing in my mouth was just so erotic, and relaxed as it was, I could barely get it into my throat, so I savored the soft texture, knowing it was fleeting and I had little time left. Running my tongue all over it, sucking gently... shudders of delight just thinking about it.
As he engorged, I slid my mouth all over the shaft then nibbled my way down to his balls, pulling each into my mouth in its turn. Then down further, licking lower, between his balls and his anus. He gasped and groaned with his enjoyment and I smiled as I licked, nuzzling the hardening areas, kissing his balls, licking up to the tip as he writhed under my assault.

Slurping loudly, I stroked with my mouth and hand, cupping his balls and caressing them, pressing softly against the base, both above and below until his hips rocked on their own, helplessly. I tugged on his arms to pull him to his knees and pulled him over me so he was thrusting down into my mouth as I lay on my back, gripping his hips and directing his cock deep into my throat. He groaned again and again and I raised my hips up behind him as though I was being fucked in the pussy as well. I groaned around his shaft, pressing my tongue against him as he moved in and out. I came, writhing under him, my hips pressing up against my unseen lover as James rocked into my mouth. I pressed a hand to his hip to guide him so he would withdraw enough for me to catch my breath.
The longer strokes tipped him over the edge and my throat filled with his cum as he stiffened and growled his release. I swallowed once and he filled my mouth again, delicious and hot. Again and yet again I swallowed until he finally collapsed over me, shuddering. I do love giving head.

What Would You Do...?

I’ve had my car repaired at a your garage. I’ve “forgotten my wallet.” I’m suggesting another way to pay. I unbutton my blouse; then drop it to the floor. My perky c cups are stuffed into my lace bra.
You call in the other attendants. You lock the door. I suck off everyone. Until every one of is absolutely, totally satisfied.
What do you do when you find my surprise?

Friday, July 2, 2010

Don't Drink ... What ... and Drive?

EAGAN, Minn. (UPI) -- The number of U.S. drunken-driving fatalities has fallen, but 1 in 12 adults admit they may have driven while drunk within the last year, a survey indicates. A survey by legal Web site says 7 percent of U.S. adults say they have driven within the last 12 months even though they thought they may have been over the legal blood alcohol limit for drinking and driving in their state. The survey also says: -- Men were almost three times more likely than women to say they have driven when they thought they were above the legal limit. -- Younger drivers ages 18 to 34 were more than twice as likely as older drivers to admit the same behavior. -- Of those drivers who admitted driving while possibly over the legal limit,12 percent say they have been arrested for driving while intoxicated sometime in their life. The survey was conducted using a demographically balanced telephone survey of 1,000 American adults and has a margin of error of plus/minus 3 percentage points. In 2007, an estimated 12,998 people died in accidents where a driver had a blood alcohol concentration of 0.08 or higher -- a 3.7 percent drop from the 13,491 fatalities in 2006, U.S. Transportation former Secretary Mary Peters said last week.

Mr Fancy's Secretary

I have been a little secretarial work for one of my customers. I do some secretarial work, but most of the time, I’m my boss’ slut.

First of all, in my naughty secretary role, Mr. Fancy makes it known that I’m his slut secretary to his special clients. He calls me into his office while a colleague of his is sitting in the chair in front of his desk and summons me to his side. As I stand next him he rubs my ass, explaining that one of the perks of doing business with him is that he has this perfect slut is not only extremely competent as his assistant, but has been specially trained by him to satisfy his every need. As he’s explaining that his secretary is not only his Gal Friday, she is also his submissive, he leads me by my hair in front of the desk and places me on my knees in front of our potential client.

I know what to do.

I’ve been shared this way before. As they talk business, I open my mouth and take in the client’s cock. I lick and suck expertly, doing my best to please my boss, who reminds me as he is talking numbers and making deals, that I need to do a better job by pushing my head down until I start to gag and then letting me up just slightly. I use my hand and my mouth to bring him just to the edge of orgasm, where he can’t even speak, when Mr. Fancy says, “Here we like our clients to be satisfied every time they do business with us.”

I swallow as he comes in my mouth, politely excuse myself, and return in moments having regained composure with the contracts ready to be signed. My commission is paid to me later, privately, after hours.

Two Funny Ones!

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.
As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curios ity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?" "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; When ever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

The woman nodded. "Pepper

Spoons For all of you who frequent restaurants and understand the need for the service to be faster, this short story is a timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference to an organization. Last week, we took some friends out to Pierre's restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When another waiter brought our water, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, 'Why the spoon?' 'Well', he explained, 'the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approxi mately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnels are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift. As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with this spare.

'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen, instead of making an extra trip to get it right now. I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same sort of string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?' 'Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice. 'Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm also mentioned they had found out that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent. I asked 'After you get it out, how do you put it back?' 'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.'

Just Hanging Around This Weekend ... How About You?