DAMN TOLERABLE DICK - This is funny dick. He eats major pussy. He eats it so good your knees feel a little weak.
It was good enough to make you shed a tear. Then he puts his dick in, just for you to realize that you cannot really feel it!! His stroke is UN-timely and non-rhythmic. You work with it by riding on it as if you were in a Wild Wild West Movie.
You hold your pelvis real tight and try to visualize the last big dick you had to get your mind off this less filling dick. It's funny because in the man's mind he'll say, that we just have big pussies from having too much sex and that is why we cannot feel him.
Only for them to forget that the pussy is a muscle that accommodates the size of the penis.